Saturday, February 21, 2009

Scientific Fact!

So Kevin and I hardly ever argue. We have 99% of the same beliefs and values which is surprising considering that we have totally different backgrounds. There really hasn't been an issue that has divided us.
Anyways we do have totally inane discussions to feed our need to debate. Today our discussion was about flatulence. That's right, farting. Anyways, Kevin was trying to tell me that farting was directly related to some one's need to have a poo. I scoffed and said they weren't related and that farting was gas emissions from the bacteria living in your small and large intestines building up and then being released. Just because you have gas doesn't mean you need to take a dump. Kevin then starts stating scientific fact. No, not reasonable, well researched scientific facts to back his argument up. He actually says "Scientific fact. Scientific fact. Scientific fact!" as his argument. *sigh*
Such is the life I lead...

3 comments:

Amanda said...

Oh, man, once you get on metformin you will have totally new conversations about gas. You should propose a new argument that gas is proportional to met dosage.

It's not really that bad, but if you have issues with passing gas in front of your husband, you might have to let up a little or you'll could explode. But it get's better or maybe I've just gotten used to it.

Beth said...

:) Exciting day in the KMo Household!

Andrea said...

lol! Y'all are so funny!